Humor & Cartoons

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How do you expect someone to find love, when they don’t even know what love is?

If you are deemed attractive while sitting on the toilet, call the police. You are being spied on by a pervert. It might be time to plaster over the peephole in your bathroom wall.

Make noise. A lot of noise. Imagine you’ve just encountered a bear.

You’re going to love my ability to nod and smile while people awkwardly thank me. White bread, straight ahead. That’ll be my slogan.

He knows your rhythms, your insecurities, your REM cycle—your cycle. He’s made himself needed, and now you don’t exist without one another.

Your interest in baking is a lie, although your interest in baked goods remains very much true.

What kind of mischief and mayhem can five mysterious letters cause?

Maternal Labubus and whimsically shaped surveillance drones available now.

Using a demon is not cheating. Cheating is pawning off somebody else’s work as your own. A demon is not “somebody.” A demon is a being of pure malice.