Cartoon Caption Contest
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Your caption for Contest #980 will be rated by readers, like you, in the next round.
Cartoon by Tyson Cole
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Your responses will help us select three finalists for Contest #979.
Cartoon by Farley Katz
Time to visit the ophthalmologist!
All captions submitted by readers of The New Yorker.
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Your choice will help determine the winning caption for Contest #978.
Cartoon by Michael Maslin
The Winner
Contest #976
Cartoon by E. S. Glenn
“We shouldn’t have ordered food until our table was ready.”
Maria Palumbo, Davidsonville, Md.
Second Place
“They’re the waitstaff. We’re the wait-longer staff.”
Ross Myers, Chicago, Ill.
Third Place
“If you stick your foot out a little farther, we might get some of that champagne.”
Cindy Tebo, Catawissa, Mo.
